Think Green Jalapeno Hot Sauce (5 FL OZ/148ml): If you want to be "green" like Al Gore, here is a list of a few things you will need: Multiple mansion-sized homes to heat and cool all year long. A fleet of gas-guzzling Suburbans to drive you around and a private jet to get you to your environmental speeches. You would have to consume 20 times as much energy as an average American to be as green as Al Gore. Talk about an inconvenient truth. Ingredients: Jalapeno peppers, vinegar, salt, spices, xanthan gum, ascorbic acid, and fd&c blue #1.
